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writing goodbye letters some of the hardest shit in the world like

dude


face-down-asgard-up:

bigbardafree:

I don’t think you guys understand how much I love fanfiction cliches in my smut. I love them so much. I could read a hundred stories where two characters get locked in a small space or have to share body heat or get caught in a rainstorm and have to take off wet clothes. I’m being completely genuine when I say that I live for smut fanfiction cliches.

did someone say cheesy smut plot

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laughingcrying:

[gets extremely offended when anyone implies my favorite characters are straight]

(via faircommentfuckoff)



tagged as: #I'm in korea queue
a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

(via anthemofstrongpop)


tagged as: #I'm in korea queue #cats

slutmuffins:

peggingwithstyles:

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

  

(Source: peggingwithmalik, via dontforgetakeabreath)



tagged as: #lions

khaleesibelius:

allystruggles:

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

notice how the gay community is always asking US for help but never trying to see if we need help…

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oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

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